leeds-bracelet:

my mom and i were grocery shopping and i asked her what she needed and she pointed to a hot man and was like “that” and his wife heard us and burst out laughing

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I’m too horny for the amount of sex I’m not having.

(Source: jacket--off, via love-lust-n-in-between)

yukirnura:

intartarus:

i wanna put on a cute dress and slay all my enemies

i love the way how this gets notes slowly. it’s like everyone puts on a cute dress an slays all their enemies and then comes back and reblogs the post

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sheikofthesheikah:

sheikofthesheikah:

my sister is doing an essay for her finance course about bitcoin and her introduction is basically defining currency and equal payments.

so i told her to add alchemy’s first law of equivalent exchange. she just sent me the essay to look over it and

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she fucking did.

GUYS

SHE GOT A FUCKING DISTINCTION FOR THIS ESSAY.

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